My M.S.F class was a joke...
Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:00 am
...and a complete waste of money.
This is the beginners class.
We start out on a tuesday in a classroom with a reject from the 70's teaching us. A guy who has to continually ask us what page in the workbook we're on, while hurrying to put the videos in so he can get back to his phonecalls.
I took this class because I've never driven a manual transmission before and really needed to know specifically when and why I must shift. This was the single biggest issue for me, shifting. As the class rolls on I realize we're not talking about the clutch or shifting at all! So, when he mentions he needs another smoke break I decide to join him and ask if we'll be studying the clutch and shifting at all. He nods. We don't.
Saturday and sunday...
We start out in the soaking rain and do the normal riding around in first gear for a bit, then it's suggested if we feel comfortable, move up to second. Again, no explanation why or when. Remember, I know none of this stuff!
They suggest moving up to third...
I ask twice for some help with the shifting issues. I can shift without a problem. I can find neutral without a problem. What I need to know is...WHY AND WHEN TO SHIFT! I'm assured this will be covered.
70's guy stands in the center of the course smoking and not talking to anyone.
The other "instructor" notices someone wearing an armored Honda jacket, which leads to stories of youth which leads to a 20 minute discussion on precisely where the air ambulance flies to in the event of massive head trauma, which leads to favorite accident stories, which leads to stories about his friend the physicist. All the while we're standing around attempting to appear interested.
Still waiting for that shifting info to come my way...
"Other" instructor wanders off to the far parking lot to visit with a friend on a Harley who has just shown up, leaving us with 70's guy who's still smoking and not talking.
We ride in circles some more. I get yelled at for being in second. I can't explain why I'm in second and they can't explain why I shouldn't be.
We're given demos. I notice "other" instructor shifting and clutching as he's doing this. I ask if he can explain it to me. Sure, he says, I'll give you a demonstration. He rides off to visit another friend who's just shown up.
70's guy stands in the center of the course maintaining his cool smoking composure as well as his silence.
I stop asking for clutch and shifting help.
Sunday, we do a figure 8 in the box then ride straight to the other end of the parking lot and stop, putting our left foot down. This is our test. We all pass. We are now officially licensed motorcyclists.
So, here I am, $215.00 later, wondering just when I'm going to learn why and when I need to shift...
I took this class because it was raved about whenever I read about it on the web. "Awesome", "best thing ever", "you'll never regret it"!
This is the beginners class.
We start out on a tuesday in a classroom with a reject from the 70's teaching us. A guy who has to continually ask us what page in the workbook we're on, while hurrying to put the videos in so he can get back to his phonecalls.
I took this class because I've never driven a manual transmission before and really needed to know specifically when and why I must shift. This was the single biggest issue for me, shifting. As the class rolls on I realize we're not talking about the clutch or shifting at all! So, when he mentions he needs another smoke break I decide to join him and ask if we'll be studying the clutch and shifting at all. He nods. We don't.
Saturday and sunday...
We start out in the soaking rain and do the normal riding around in first gear for a bit, then it's suggested if we feel comfortable, move up to second. Again, no explanation why or when. Remember, I know none of this stuff!
They suggest moving up to third...
I ask twice for some help with the shifting issues. I can shift without a problem. I can find neutral without a problem. What I need to know is...WHY AND WHEN TO SHIFT! I'm assured this will be covered.
70's guy stands in the center of the course smoking and not talking to anyone.
The other "instructor" notices someone wearing an armored Honda jacket, which leads to stories of youth which leads to a 20 minute discussion on precisely where the air ambulance flies to in the event of massive head trauma, which leads to favorite accident stories, which leads to stories about his friend the physicist. All the while we're standing around attempting to appear interested.
Still waiting for that shifting info to come my way...
"Other" instructor wanders off to the far parking lot to visit with a friend on a Harley who has just shown up, leaving us with 70's guy who's still smoking and not talking.
We ride in circles some more. I get yelled at for being in second. I can't explain why I'm in second and they can't explain why I shouldn't be.
We're given demos. I notice "other" instructor shifting and clutching as he's doing this. I ask if he can explain it to me. Sure, he says, I'll give you a demonstration. He rides off to visit another friend who's just shown up.
70's guy stands in the center of the course maintaining his cool smoking composure as well as his silence.
I stop asking for clutch and shifting help.
Sunday, we do a figure 8 in the box then ride straight to the other end of the parking lot and stop, putting our left foot down. This is our test. We all pass. We are now officially licensed motorcyclists.
So, here I am, $215.00 later, wondering just when I'm going to learn why and when I need to shift...
I took this class because it was raved about whenever I read about it on the web. "Awesome", "best thing ever", "you'll never regret it"!