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For those learning to ride w/ passenger for the first time..

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:38 pm
by < I Fly >
Do NOT choose a drunk female.

I gave this chick a ride home from the bar since she was just a couple blocks away, on residential streets, let her wear my helmet and everything.
And she put her legs around me, feet on the gas tank.

Every time I turned, she leaned WAY too much making me fear for my bike's life.
When we pulled up to her place, she almost pulled the damn thing over, but I held it up so only SHE fell over.

:frusty:

Luckily I got... rewarded.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:44 pm
by VermilionX
seems like you'll be giving a lot of drunk girls rides from now on.

you give them a ride, they give you a ride.

seems like a deal you'll take and take again. :laughing:

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:57 pm
by Sev
One would have thought that a drunk passenger being a bad idea was obvious.

Re: For those learning to ride w/ passenger for the first ti

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:59 pm
by Jamers!
< I Fly > wrote: And she put her legs around me, feet on the gas tank.
did you ride like this?



JWF

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:17 pm
by jmillheiser
Well look in the bright side. Your bike didn't fall over, and you got some too.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 8:58 pm
by TechTMW
Dude. NEVER have sex w/ a drunk person. 2 days later they regret it and if they decide to claim rape there's no way for you to prove it was consetual...

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:04 am
by Z (fka Sweet Tooth)
Sevulturus wrote:One would have thought that a drunk passenger being a bad idea was obvious.
+1

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:43 am
by Kal
Over here a drunk pillion can be prosecuted for drunk driving, and so can the rider even if the rider is stone cold sober.


Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:37 am
by BigChickenStrips
although in my mind i believe this story came from "Made-up-fantasy-land" if it is true, you might want to be checking for bumps down there for a few weeks. if its that easy to get, you can assume you are not the first to have such good fortune.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:57 am
by Mag7C
O RLY wrote:although in my mind i believe this story came from "Made-up-fantasy-land" if it is true, you might want to be checking for bumps down there for a few weeks. if its that easy to get, you can assume you are not the first to have such good fortune.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Now, now, let's not jump to conclusions. The story may be from Bulshittia. And when you confuse a Bulshittian with a Madeupfantasylandian, that's when things start getting fugly.