St. Peter greeted them at the Pearly Gates and proceeded to take them to the homes where they would spend all of eternity. They got into St. Peter's holy vehicle and headed down a gold road, which turned into a platinum road, which turned onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turned to the lawyer and said, "Here is your home for the rest of eternity. Enjoy! And if there is anything you need or want, just let me know."
Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter said, "Here you go," and began to leave when the forester said, "Hey, Pete! Wait minute! How come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this ol' shack?"
St. Peter answered him: "Well, foresters are a dime a dozen here... we've never had a lawyer before."
