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Sex and riding a motorcycle have many things in common...

1) If its your first time, its gonna be short
2) You cant borrow your buddy's ride
3) Only ride with the proper protection
4) Riding drunk isnt a good idea
5) There's always new tricks/stunts to learn
6) You always have a favorite place to ride
7) If your lucky you have a few rides to choose from


These all popped into my head rather quickly so im sure some of you other immature people can help me think of more, feel free to add them.

You always end up putting all your money into your ride...

Sometimes the one you're riding with is really bad

It never lasts as long or happens as often as you want it too.

It's a lot of fun even when it's wet.

A good sense of balance is helpful.

there's different positions/style.

Oil is your friend!

The slimmer the bike the more easily it is handled.

You get love handlebars.

it's a good idea to have health insurance!

When going above 15 mph you need to countersteer...
Wait, maybe that's not a similarity