The blonde and the horse

[TeamONEinc]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a finger grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup: she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered agains the ground she is merely moments away from unconsciousness when, to her great fortune..................the Wal-Mart Manager sees her and shuts the horse off...............

[Stratus311]

Hahahaha!!!!!

[Andrew]

The fun part is trying to visualize that happening at your local Walmart. I can't say I'd be the least bit suprised to see it happen in real life.

[Big B]

the only surprising thing is that the wal-mart manager was smart enough to turn it off.

[NorthernPete]

she'll sue.....

[camthepyro]

Haha, I've heard that joke from my step-dad a hundred times, but still funny.

[TeamONEinc]

This is the first time I ever heard of it...came in the office the other day and saw it taped to the desk.