LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

[BuzZz]

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in
the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he
answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smartass when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat
who took one look at the cop and moaned,"
I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, in Spanish,
"Are we over the border yet?"

[Jamers!]

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in
the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he
answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smartass when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat
who took one look at the cop and moaned,"
I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk
and a voice said, in Spanish,
"Are we over the border yet?"

oh man, ive read it before and it still gives me the giggles, sad part is, i wouldnt be suprised in the least if it were to happen. Though even with the stupidity of my area, its nice being able to ride year round


JWF