Friendship

[fireguzzi]

Here is a series of promises that actually speak of
true friendship.



1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastrd who made you
sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally
got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use
little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at
your clumsy "O Ring".

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

[NorthernPete]

#7!!!! A hells ya!!!