Friendship
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:10 am
Here is a series of promises that actually speak of
true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastrd who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally
got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use
little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at
your clumsy "O Ring".
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
true friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastrd who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally
got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use
little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at
your clumsy "O Ring".
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask;"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see
it, but only you can feel the true warmth.