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West Virginia Crazy Law

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:32 pm
by Ladymx
West Virginia Crazy Law
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.


Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."


Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.


It is illegal to snooze on a train.


According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.


When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.


Whistling underwater is prohibited.


Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.


Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.


Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.


It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.