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Famous Last Words

#1 Unread post by pinger05 »

Famous Last Words:



He is probably hibernating…



I’ve seen this done on TV



The odds of that happening are a billion to one



It doesn’t taste right



What does this button do?



duck…What duck?



Its only a little one



The water will break my fall



I built it myself



Does this go any faster?



It’s not loaded



I am going to go over and kiss that cute tiger :inlove:



That kind of stuff only happens in movies



Don’t be so superstitious



And the best one is….



I don’t need a helmet!!!
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#2 Unread post by Nibblet99 »

Heres a link, to a true story. Which contains my favourite last words I've ever read.

http://www.civilwarinteractive.com/foru ... forum_id=1
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#3 Unread post by SuperRookie »

More 'famous last words'



"Watch this!"

"What's that smell?"

"Over my dead body..."

"$100 bux says I can..."

"Your mother..."

"Awww f***"
"Not just your 'ordinary' Rookie..."
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#4 Unread post by NorthernPete »

yes I turned off the circuit breaker.....
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#5 Unread post by MASHBY »

My perosnal favoutire works pretty well when you have just picked up a hitch hiker
"Put your seatbelt on....I saw something in a cartoon and Im pretty sure I can do it"
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#6 Unread post by Lep »

I bet I can


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#7 Unread post by SuperRookie »

Hmmm...Natural hemlock flavor...
"Not just your 'ordinary' Rookie..."
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#8 Unread post by m1a1dvr »

If you can do it I can too.
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#9 Unread post by BuzZz »

The most common last words uttered by the those with a 'Y' chromosome...

"I Do."

The last words spoken that will ever be listened to, anyways. :wink:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:
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#10 Unread post by younggun »

Trust me....
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film

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