Dear Abby

[blues2cruise]

Dear Abby;

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always
walks down the drive, although I can hear a car setting off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was
and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone
again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going
to park my Harley Davidson Heritage next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes
home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. Is
this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

[younggun]