Fast Ethel
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:53 pm
Fast Ethel
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
> loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
> corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
> on the long corridors.
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
> picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of
> them actually joined in.
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
> door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
> arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm
> voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a
Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said,
> and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
> wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and
> shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
> coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and
> said "On your w ay, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped
out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his
"You-Know- What" in his hand.
>
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn breathylizer
test again" ! ! ! ! !
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and
> loved to charge around the nursing home, taking
> corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed
> on the long corridors.
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a
> picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of
> them actually joined in.
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a
> door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his
> arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm
> voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a
Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said,
> and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one
> wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and
> shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink
> coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and
> said "On your w ay, Ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped
out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his
"You-Know- What" in his hand.
>
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn breathylizer
test again" ! ! ! ! !