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A man is driving along a highway

and sees a rabbit jump out

across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,

but unfortunately

the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the

side of the road and pulls over...

She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit

and killed it."

The woman says, "Don't worry." . . . She runs to her car

and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,

and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them

and hops off down the road.


Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,

turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again,

until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

??

(Are you sure?)

?

(This is bad!)


(It's definitely a Bimbo Joke!)

(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)

(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)

It says, "Hair Spray" - Restores life to dead hair,

and adds permanent wave."

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available
position on the Texas DPS Highway Patrol. The detective
conducting the interview looked at the three of them
and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled
out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and
pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a police officer, you have
to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars
and so forth."

So saying that, he stuck the photo in the face of the first
blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now,"
he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features
about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only
one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he
has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!

You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the
office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck
the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back
and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or
outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a
profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one
ear! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and
last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of
time, but......" He flashed the photo in her face for
a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All
right, did you notice anything distinguishing or
unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact
lenses.

The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in the
folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled
__expression and said, "You're absolutely right!
His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world
could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo!

With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear
glasses."

what do you call the bloonde that dies her hair?

Artificial Intelligence...
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what do you call a Brunette standing next to a blonde?

An Interpreter...
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This Blonde is speeding and gets pulled over by a Blonde Cop. The cop says "I'd like to see your license and registration please".
The Blonde starts looking in purse but can''t find her license. She tells the Blonde Cop she can't find the license because she can't remember what it looks like.
The Blonde Cop says "it's a small rectangular document with your picture on it".
The Blonde looks in her purse again and comes up with a small mirror. Seeing her reflection in it she says"here it is" and hands it to the Blonde Cop.
The Blonde Cop looks into the mirror and says "if had known you where a Police Officer to, I never would have pulled you over".