Old couple celebrating Haloween. . . nws
Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:02 am
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a
long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out the old man said, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "you're going out like that?"
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-ta tor."
long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out the old man said, "You can't go out
like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "you're going out like that?"
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-ta tor."
