Old couple celebrating Haloween. . . nws

[norsseman]

An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a
long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked
and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out the old man said, "You can't go out
like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, "you're going out like that?"



"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-ta tor."

[fireguzzi]

norss you are the official king of corny and cheesy jokes.

[Ninja Geoff]

7/10

[blues2cruise]