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Posted: **Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:59 am**

The Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.

The CIA goes in . They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in . After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in . They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:50 pm**

I saw this a few weeks ago, although it was the SAS, the Paras and the Met with a squirrel.

That'd be the cultural differences I guess.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:13 pm**

Kal wrote:I saw this a few weeks ago, although it was the SAS, the Paras and the Met with a squirrel.

That'd be the cultural differences I guess.

okay, i get the SAS and Paras, but what's Met?

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:50 pm**

^^+1^^
Also, did you guys hear that they arrested the Energizer bunny?
Booked him for assault and battery...

When they got him back to the jail, he was too rowdy for a shared cell, so they tossed him into a Duracell!

Yeah, I know it's bad...
Wrider

Posted: **Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:21 pm**

The Met aka the Sweeney

The Metropolitian Police are responcible for policing most of Greater London. They are widely viewed as the most corrupt, racist and violent Police Force in the UK

I have a friend who is a member, he is great although I'm a bit concerned about some of the people he works with...