2006 - A valley girls year in review...
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:44 pm
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing toprint labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go waterskiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is"C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing toprint labels... Helllloooo!!!... bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go waterskiing.... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is"C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh" there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What do you mean there's no Santa Clause?