THIS IS WHY MEN ARE RARELY PUBLISHED IN "DEAR ABBEY"
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask
their names she always says, Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in
a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks, Bob
DEAR ABBEY
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Logitech105
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Sev
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Valve covers shouldn't really be leaking oil... if they are it's as simple as replacing the o-ring under them. Then retorquing the covers into place. About a 5 minute job.
BA DUM TISH.
I just ruined that one!
BA DUM TISH.
I just ruined that one!
Of course I'm generalizing from a single example here, but everyone does that. At least I do.
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freebird73
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
too funny!!!
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Johnj
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
Ho-hum
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People say I'm stupid and apathetic. I don't know what that means, and I don't care.
Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Never ride under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
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NorthernPete
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
1988 VN1500
2009 GS500F
2009 GS500F
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dr_bar
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
He pops up on FB once in a while, but hasn't posted here since Sept...
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"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
"Four wheels move the body.
Two wheels move the soul!"
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Wrider
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
I joined kawiforums when I bought the Z, and he's over there about once a week or so.dr_bar wrote:NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
He pops up on FB once in a while, but hasn't posted here since Sept...
Have owned - 2001 Suzuki Volusia
Current bike - 2005 Kawasaki Z750S
MMI Graduation date January 9th, 2009. Factory Certifications in Suzuki and Yamaha
Current bike - 2005 Kawasaki Z750S
MMI Graduation date January 9th, 2009. Factory Certifications in Suzuki and Yamaha
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sunshine229
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
I was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! 
And don't forget... Logitech104... 'nuff said...Good clean joke though, worth the read.
Andrea 
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NorthernPete
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Re: DEAR ABBEY
Ahhhhhh. Good ole Logitech.sunshine229 wrote:NorthernPete wrote:Lol. I checked this out, was reading responses without looking at the dates and said to myself "hey, is Sev back? Nope. 4 year old post. Lol"
Good clean joke though, worth the read.
1988 VN1500
2009 GS500F
2009 GS500F