... I was reminded how lucky I am. Well... personally, I prefer to believe in Providence.
It happened one evening last summer after a particularly exasperating day at work - I was in need of some two-wheeled therapy, and quick. I made my way to a nearby two-lane, a favorite because of the smooth, 13-mile-long pavement which passes through some beautiful, generally uninhabited Blue Ridge countryside. The fact that I've never seen a LEO there made it all the more inviting. Don't bother asking how to get there... I ain't tellin'!
Anyway, this road has only one decent straight on it, and I had just howled through that and the right-hand sweeper at its end. Quickly came a fairly tight left-hander and I was on the binders, setting up, when the sound of squealing rubber pierced my helmet. Just as I was heeling the bike over, around the curve came a black Toyota pickup, nearly on two wheels as well! Then, I noticed something which even now causes prickly hair on the back of my neck: the truck was dragging a 20 foot-long, steel tow chain, and, worse yet, momentum was slinging the chain completely across my lane!
Needless to say, I couldn't avoid it... neither the chain nor the fist-sized hook on the end. All I had time for was to release the throttle and brakes and lift my feet off the pegs, a reactive motion that now seems silly.
Thankfully, even though we were leaned over fairly low, the ZR wasn't upset by the bump-bump, and that hook, well... somehow it didn't hook anything on the bike as we passed over the end of the chain.
A mile or so down the road, I pulled over to think about what had just happened and have a smoke. I remember thinking that, to serve as a reminder for the guy, I wouldn't mind hearing his chain had hooked a guardrail or pole further up the road and peeled his bumper off. At the very least, he wouldn't have a bumper to hook the chain to anymore!

Later on I was just hoping he hadn't hooked anyone else, and that, when he got to wherever he was heading, he realized why that guy on the ZR didn't have his feet on the pegs and had such a shocked look on his face!
