Dog joke
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:12 pm
A Dog’s Letter To Heaven...
Dear God:
- Are there letter carriers in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
- More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
- When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch? Or is it going to be the same old story?
- Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? General Motors might sell a lot more Hummers if they called it the GM Schnauzer.
- If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
- We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
- When I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?
Dear God:
- Are there letter carriers in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
- More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
- When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch? Or is it going to be the same old story?
- Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'? General Motors might sell a lot more Hummers if they called it the GM Schnauzer.
- If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
- We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
- When I get to Heaven, can I have my testicles back?