U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

[MASHBY]

Subject: USRSF


> U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
>
>
> The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
> 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
> (USRSF).
>
> These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia,
> Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and
> Tennessee
> boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following
> facts about
>
> Terrorists:
>
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
> 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

[mswarrior]

They'de better make like saddam and find a hole if this bunch really did exsist and get deployed.