LADIES - You know you are a REAL female rider if....
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:57 am
You have broken a nail on your clutch or front brake.
The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast.
You figured out how to apply lip gloss without taking off your helmet.
You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before.
You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of
riding.
You have tan lines in funny places where you never had them before.
You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
crack was showing OR you know how to pull those jeans up while riding
You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it
off.
You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.
You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not
area codes.
You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.
You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.
You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.
You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.
You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.
You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy or a video game.
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The only perfume you smell like is eau de exhuast.
You figured out how to apply lip gloss without taking off your helmet.
You take the "windswept" hair look to a level never seen before.
You have spent hours trying to untangle your hair after a long day of
riding.
You have tan lines in funny places where you never had them before.
You have had to pull over to pull up your low-rise jeans cause your
crack was showing OR you know how to pull those jeans up while riding
You have ripped out your earrings putting your helmet on or taking it
off.
You would rather ride your bike than your boyfriend.
You know that 600, 650, 750, 900, 929, 999 are cc's for bikes and not
area codes.
You stopped wearing sandals cause you might be going riding.
You would rather have clothes from icon, A Star, Joe Rocket, than
Gucci, Prada, or Valentino.
You have asked your boyfriend/husband for parts for your bike instead
of jewelry.
You shop more at the dealerships than you do the mall.
You care more about the latest release of cute helmets than you care about new spring dresses.
You know that a Power Commander is not a sex toy or a video game.
P
That's good stuff!
. I can relate to a lot of those. Just recently I said to my boyfriend "One year ago I was wearing high heels, skirts, capri's, cute shirts, and always had my hair looking nice. Now look at me - jeans, black shirts and boots! Thanks a lot!!!" LOL!
lol.
Except for the first one (nails are kept short for rock climbing purposes), I can relate to every one of those. 