>Subject: Burger Joint
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>> Subject: Biker
>>Ã crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
>>tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
>>CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
>> >CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
>> >HANDJOB: $10.00
>> >Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
>>the bar
>>and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women
>>serving
>>drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she
>>inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
>> >"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady
>>who
>>gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
>> >The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands really good, I want
>>a cheeseburger.