Worse Thing In Your Life
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:03 pm
so there are these 3 hunters hunting in a forest, and after a hard days hunt, they came back empty handed and began to start a fire.
it was quiet and one of the hunters thought of a great conversation starter. he asked the group, 'what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?'
the men began to ponder and one finally said, ' i once fell off a 5 story building and broke half the bones in my body. was in the hospital for 4 months.' the group was astonished.
the next man said that he once got hit by a car, and that he was in the hospital for 2 and a half months.'.....there was silence.
the last man hadnt said anything. so he finally spoke up. he said, ' well i cant tell you all my first worse experience, but i can tell you my second. i was once hunting, on a day like today and i felt nature call me. so as i had my back leaned up against a tree, squatting, my nuts got caught in a bear trap.'
'oh my god', they all said. 'if that was your second worse, then what was the first?!'
the man was silent........he then added, 'when the chain ran out.'
it was quiet and one of the hunters thought of a great conversation starter. he asked the group, 'what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?'
the men began to ponder and one finally said, ' i once fell off a 5 story building and broke half the bones in my body. was in the hospital for 4 months.' the group was astonished.
the next man said that he once got hit by a car, and that he was in the hospital for 2 and a half months.'.....there was silence.
the last man hadnt said anything. so he finally spoke up. he said, ' well i cant tell you all my first worse experience, but i can tell you my second. i was once hunting, on a day like today and i felt nature call me. so as i had my back leaned up against a tree, squatting, my nuts got caught in a bear trap.'
'oh my god', they all said. 'if that was your second worse, then what was the first?!'
the man was silent........he then added, 'when the chain ran out.'