News Headlines
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:00 am
Top 31 Actual Newspaper Headlines
31. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
30. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
29. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
28. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
27. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
26. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
25. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
24. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
22. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
20. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
19. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
18. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
17. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
15. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
13. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout counter
12. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
11. War Dims Hope for Peace
10. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
8. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
7. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
6. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
5. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
4. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
2. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
... and the #1 headline is...
1. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
31. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
30. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
29. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
28. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
27. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
26. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
25. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
24. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
22. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
20. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
19. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
18. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
17. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
16. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
15. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
13. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout counter
12. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
11. War Dims Hope for Peace
10. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
9. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
8. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
7. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
6. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
5. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
4. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
3. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
2. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
... and the #1 headline is...
1. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?