The Fly Hunter
Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 10:12 am
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around wtih a flyswatter.
"What the heck do you think you're doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies, silly," he responded.
"Alrighty then... killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Simple... 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.
"What the heck do you think you're doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies, silly," he responded.
"Alrighty then... killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
"Simple... 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.