The Fly Hunter

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The Fly Hunter

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around wtih a flyswatter.

"What the heck do you think you're doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies, silly," he responded.

"Alrighty then... killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

"Simple... 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.


:wink:
Let me get this straight... it's one down and four up, right?

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