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Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:40 pm**

A snail was attacked by a tortoise.
When asked by the police if he could identify his assailant the snail replied,
"No! It all happened so fast!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:57 pm**

What have you been drinking?

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:10 pm**

fireguzzi wrote:What have you been drinking?

I'm sober!
(for a change)

Snail and Tortoise