An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scottsman....

[MASHBY]

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scottsman go into a pub and each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender serves them, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another. The Scottsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into his glass, pinches the fly and shakes it while yelling "`Spit it out you little bastrd! Spit it out!