LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

[MASHBY]

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last
child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those
damn payments!

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't really my daddy but thanks for all the money" ...... and watch the 'spression on yo face.

[Rebecca]

Man.... thats fixin him right on up!!