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Almost Creamed!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:56 am
by Dennis27
So as I exited the bar on Friday night or should I say Saturday morning there’s two guys on choppers sitting in the parking lot. Revving the engines hootin and hollering... I went up to the one guy who was wearing a vest with a confederate flag crossing the back... Just wanted to check out his bike.. he started revving the engine and pointed to the pipes to show me the flames shooting out... He didn’t say anything just smiled.. he then proceeded to take off like a bat out of hell across the gravel pavement fish tailing...he didn’t even stop and went straight out into the road…. a nano second sooner and he would have been creamed by this car that came flying by at what had to be 70 MPH... Everyone in the parking lot just yelled..."whoa!!!" Had this guy left just a second sooner he would have been t-boned by this car and probably would have died... Moral of the story.. DONT DRINK AND RIDE!!
Disclaimer: This is not a bar I frequent.. I was visiting a cousin.
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:01 am
by Gilfy650a
geez... hope that guy made it home ok...
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:42 am
by Sev
I hope he doesn't have kids.
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:15 pm
by High_Side
Sevulturus wrote:I hope he doesn't have kids.
This can be read and agreed with two ways.....

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:45 pm
by poppygene
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:00 pm
by Dennis27
Remembering bits and pieces about this guy would tell me that he probably does not have any kids. That would mean he would have to be having sex or have had sex at some point in time. Which again I dont think would be in his favor. " You! out of the gene pool!"

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:00 pm
by Sev
Let me clarify, I hope his genes aren't still floating in the pool...
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:01 pm
by NorthernPete
hoo ah for hill billies. anyways, reminds me off a guy I saw one night once again exiting the bar, had a crotch rocket, proceeded to drive infront of the bar and start spinning the rear tire. then we woobled it and fell over...dumb "O Ring"..I hope the laughs of the dozens of people are STILL ringing in his ears...
Re: Almost Creamed!!!!!
Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 6:28 am
by blues2cruise
Dennis27 wrote:... Moral of the story.. DONT DRINK AND RIDE!!
That's the best advice anybody could give. If only more people would heed it.
My Mom's neighbour is a widow now because her man rode drunk. He got angry because she wouldn't ride with him in that condition and took off on his bike. He never made it home. So very sad.