Kidz N Church
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:17 pm
A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl
voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...
"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his
upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little
girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl
voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"
Church was pretty much over at that point...