WORK VS PRISON
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:01 am
WORK VS PRISON
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make
things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10
cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for
it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make
things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10
cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8
cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for
it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the
seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work
required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK!!
