Apparently I am on the wrong bike.
Honda VFR
You scored -4 moxie, 6 zeal, and -1 pomp!
You are the Sport-Tourer.
You have the attributes of an excellent rider, but enjoy the personal challenge far more than the thrill of speed. As a sensible sort, you read all the reviews and buy Goldilocks' "just right" porridge - the Honda VFR. Not too sporty, not too toury, utterly reliable and practical. You probably associate with a bunch of other skillful and sensible riders, which is why your group rides look like a Honda salesroom.
(If you decide to shake up your image a bit, you might consider the far less practical Triumph ST, Aprilia Futura, or Ducati ST4.)