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A wonderful bird is the pelican, His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak - Food enough for a week, but I'm damned if I see how the helican.

lol *facepalm*

Stealing jokes from Alyce now, Tgirl?

BuzZz wrote:Stealing jokes from Alyce now, Tgirl?

No!! She thinks I am old and a geek. Or shall I say Kewl, thats the way the kids are spelling it these days.

storysunfolding wrote:

hmmm are we looking for lymericks now? let the bad puns begin!

zeligman wrote:hmmm are we looking for lymericks now? let the bad puns begin!

There was a man from Nantuket
Who's c...

oppps, almost forgot....we have kiddies here sometimes......my bad.....

Limericks?? heres some I saw and will now steal, Classic Poems rewritten as Limericks


Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening

There once was a horse-riding chap
Who took a trip in a cold snap
He stopped in the snow
But he soon had to go:
He was miles away from a nap.

The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore
And a bird and a bust and a door
And a guy with depression
And a whole lot of questions
And the bird always says “Nevermore.”

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

There was an old father of Dylan
Who was seriously, mortally illin’
“I want,” Dylan said
“You to bi*ch till you’re dead.
“I’ll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin’.”

I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud

There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still.

Footprints in the Sand

There was a man who, at low tide
Would walk with the Lord by his side
Jesus said “Now look back;
You’ll see one set of tracks.
That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”