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I ride...
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:04 pm
by Wrider
I ride a two-wheeled, explosion powered machine with enough moving parts to remove entire limbs and surfaces hot enough to cook flesh. It propels me at neck-breaking, bone-snapping, flesh-shredding, speeds over and through obstacles I can see only as blurs. It's a sport that kills the careless, maims the best, and spits at the concept of mercy. So what were you saying about your new golf shoes?

Re: I ride...
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:56 pm
by Gummiente
That's GOLD, baby!

Re: I ride...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:16 am
by fireguzzi
Thats a good one.

Re: I ride...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:48 am
by totalmotorcycle
OMG, too funny! (and true but such a fun sport how can you not love it?).
Mike
Re: I ride...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:26 pm
by ibswooft
I was really into that one! funny, funny
Re: I ride...
Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:13 pm
by Hondagirl
Re: I ride...
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:53 am
by HYPERR
Wrider wrote:So what were you saying about your new golf shoes?
The dispicable Eldrick Woods

went the whole year without a single win.
Hopefully he will never win another one ever!
