As an old Italian Mafia Don lay dying he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson", I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome
plated 38 revolver, so you will always remember me.
"But," whined the grandson, "I really don't like guns, Grandpa. How about
leaving me your gold Rolex Watch instead?"
"You lissna to me," responded the Don... "Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness.. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambini.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Whatta do you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, "Timesa up"?
Da Mafia Don
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, throughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --- ' WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!!! ' " - Author Unknown
