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Seems today, the art of creative cursing is dying off. Instead of being original or sharp witted, we all tend to curse off someone who annoys with the standard f you and the like. So I was wondering, just how creative you lowly bunch of sheep shagging toerags really are. To play the game, come up with a creative curse, such as "may the flea's of a thousand she-camels infest your lower regions" and apply to the last person who posted. I humbly offer myself as the first target....sharpen your wit and fire at will. (poor bloody Will, always getting fired at.) Lets see how long this will last.

Well since you used that one on me...
May your superglue and your eyes meet upon the sight of your reflection.

You toad hopper limey better by Budda's blue balls make this right or I'm going to cut you in the only part your wife cares about.

As an aside, our goal should be to elevate this to the level of witticism for which Churchill was best known.

Oh boy. I am so bad at this may my legs turn into crumbly hills of cheddar if I'm not cheesy enough.


BTW - I added the name "Automated Curse Generator" to the thread title as it can be found more easily on the internet.

Your automated curse generator is a pile of festering garbage piled high between your audiological input devices.

May your son grow up to run the spit shine concession at a leather boys bar.

Dinna bother tae even cross my door tumshie heid