Gotta keep busy in retirement
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:10 am
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him
and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a break?" He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a party. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a dog
turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age!
interesting.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him
and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a Senior a break?" He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a party. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a dog
turd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at my age!
