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Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:22 am
by HYPERR
Man sues BMW, alleging motorcycle seat gave him two-year erection
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow – Mon, Apr 30, 2012...

Professional French motorcyle rider Erwan Nigon (Michel Euler/AP)Commercials for erectile dysfunction medications like Cialis end with a warning that individuals should contact their doctor if they have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.

After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the "ridged seat" on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection.

Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," attorney Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit, which was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

Bradley said the alleged case of priapism began after Wolf took a four-hour ride on his motorcycle.

As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection.

According to USA Today, Wolf is seeking monetary damages for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

The All About Bikes blog notes that there have been several instances alleging erectile dysfunction as a result of narrow motorcycle seats but that this appears to be the first case where a medical condition with the exact opposite effect has been alleged.

Florida radio station WWJ Newsradio 950 spoke with Michigan Institute of Urology's Dr. Michael Luts who said there is "no medical data" to support Wolf's claim, again citing the evidence that riding a motorcycle for an extended period of time typically works against the body's ability to achieve sexual arousal.

"It's been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the pencil—if it's compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device—it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia," Lutz told the station.


:laughing:

This is also a bike that is almost two decades old; and given that Corbin is also being sued, it's not even the stock seat. :roll:

I can't believe that some lawyer actually took this case. Such stupidity and frivolousness could only happen in the US. :?

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 3:56 pm
by Flesher
So you're thinking this will be a HARD case to prove? :laughing:

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 3:25 am
by dr_bar
It proved to be a "Hardship" for the man...

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:35 am
by HYPERR
Will it stand up in the court of law? :boat:

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:18 pm
by blues2cruise
Oh, groan....he can't possibly be serious.

He could have done any number of thing to mitigate the "ah" problem....a gel cushion for the bike seat for example...or he could have traded the bike for a different one..

I hope his case gets tossed out of court and he gets fined for wasting the court's time.

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:20 pm
by ceemes
I guess he just does not have what it takes to be HARD biker type eh?

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 6:52 pm
by Wrider
I'm thinking that, unlike him, his case is on some soft ground...

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Sat May 05, 2012 1:32 am
by HYPERR
blues2cruise wrote:
I hope his case gets tossed out of court and he gets fined for wasting the court's time.
A hung jury may not be too impressed with the evidence presented by the plaintiff.... :ninja:

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:36 pm
by sunshine229
blues2cruise wrote:
I hope his case gets tossed out of court and he gets fined for wasting the court's time.
No kidding!!!

Re: Man sues BMW, alleging it gave him two-year erection

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:14 pm
by HYPERR
sunshine229 wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:
I hope his case gets tossed out of court and he gets fined for wasting the court's time.
No kidding!!!
Hopefully the judge will impose a very stiff fine... :ninja: