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men should listen
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:50 pm
by freebird73
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, ""dog"!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
Re: men should listen
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:19 am
by MmeMagpie
*snort*
Re: men should listen
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:00 pm
by BobK
*grunt*
Re: men should listen
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:34 pm
by dr_bar
Old
Re: men should listen
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:34 am
by Johnj
Pork chops and bacon.
Re: men should listen
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:31 am
by ceemes
I had a dog that was a pig worrier (teaser), it would run up to any pig on the farm barking "Apple sauce, apple sauce".
Re: men should listen
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:45 am
by dr_bar
Share your fire with a man and he'll be warm for a night.
Set that man on fire, though, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Re: men should listen
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:53 pm
by madjak30
Johnj wrote:Pork chops and bacon.
Mmmmm...Bacon!!
Re: men should listen
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:39 pm
by BobK
Bacon... the maple kind.
