WHY PARENTS DRINK...
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:19 am
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his
employees about an Urgent problem with one of the
main computers, dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
"The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes,"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
emplo yee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with
the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to! Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came
the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on
the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly
alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching
for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with
a muffled giggle:
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"ME."
employees about an Urgent problem with one of the
main computers, dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
"The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the
boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes,"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a
message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
emplo yee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with
the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to! Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came
the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what
sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on
the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly
alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The
search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little
frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching
for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with
a muffled giggle:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
"ME."
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