An a.ss of a police
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 7:33 am
A cop sees an old farmer riding his a.ss (donkey) on the side of the road going home. Deciding to joke around, he "pulls" him over and says "now grandpa, why you got to go an do that...why dont you have your seatbelt on, now I got to give you a ticket".
The old man is baffled, but doesnt lose his posture...he tells him to go ahead. The cop, being clever, says "now, would like me to give you the ticket, or the a.ss..." The old man says give it to me...Now the cop is baffled...he says "Are you sure about this? if I give you the ticket, your record wont be clean anymore...if I give him the ticket, you are off the hook" The old man responds by saying, "no no...give it to me...i want his record to be clean...i am planning on sending him to the police academy"
The old man is baffled, but doesnt lose his posture...he tells him to go ahead. The cop, being clever, says "now, would like me to give you the ticket, or the a.ss..." The old man says give it to me...Now the cop is baffled...he says "Are you sure about this? if I give you the ticket, your record wont be clean anymore...if I give him the ticket, you are off the hook" The old man responds by saying, "no no...give it to me...i want his record to be clean...i am planning on sending him to the police academy"
