Nuts, Anyone?
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:50 pm
A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Jones. He rings the door bell and Mrs. Jones appears.
"Good Day Mrs Jones. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing" The woman says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we’ll have some tea."
While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. "Mind if I have one?", the priest says.
"Not at all, have as many as you like".
After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting, says to Mrs. Jones, "Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I'm sorry to have eaten all your almonds. I’ll have to replace them next time I visit."
To which Mrs Smith replied, "Oh that's not necessary, Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."
"Good Day Mrs Jones. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing" The woman says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we’ll have some tea."
While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. "Mind if I have one?", the priest says.
"Not at all, have as many as you like".
After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting, says to Mrs. Jones, "Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I'm sorry to have eaten all your almonds. I’ll have to replace them next time I visit."
To which Mrs Smith replied, "Oh that's not necessary, Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."
