broom humor

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bennettoid
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broom humor

#1 Unread post by bennettoid »

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned
over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a
little whisk-broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom-broom.



"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
'94 vulcan 750

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Keyoke
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#2 Unread post by Keyoke »

*Groan*
Don't give up.

Not now, not soon, not after being continually knocked down.

If you never give up, you can never truly fail.

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#3 Unread post by Nibblet99 »

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