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What not to say.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:30 am
by Mag7C
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A policeman pulls over a car for weaving all over the road.

"Sir, your eyes look really red," he tells the driver, "have you been drinking?"

The driver stares at the cop for a couple seconds, then replies,

"Officer, your eyes look really glazed over. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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