Mintbread's Odyssey
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:28 pm
I am not sure where to start so it may be best to explain what has me in my current predicament.
I am a postal delivery officer for Australia Post which, I think, happens to be one of the best jobs in the world. My job entails riding a Honda Ct110 around the suburbs, across lawns, down footpaths and dodging children and dogs to deliver mail. I figured it is as close as I will ever get to being a GP rider, but I can still say to people that I ride for a living.
I had only just recently returned to Post after a few years recouperation after I crashed my VTR and destroyed my right wrist in the process. I had been back on the job for two weeks and I was right back into enjoying life, so I should have known something was up.
It was a rainy morning and when I went out to my bike to load up my mail, I noticed that the mechanics (the bikes are regularly serviced after hours) had put a new tyre on the front. I thought that was just what I needed on a wet day but put on all of my wet weather gear and tried to enjoy the ride anyway.
I lost the front end twice that day but managed to keep the bike upright. I was on a new run and was unfamiliar with the placement of mailboxes, so as I was chugging along the road I saw the next delivery point and jumped on the brake. I reckon the front wheel slid for about 10 yards before it decided to head left so I managed to slam my foot down and hold the bike upright. The pulse rate went up to about 150, but other than being embarrassed about my forgetfulness regarding the tyre, all was well.
On this run I also had some shops I had to delived mail to so that involves dodging a lot of pedestrians and cars. I was riding along the footpath past and underground parking lot with a blind entrance when a car came barrelling out at a far greater speed than the conditions warranted. We saw eachother at about the same moment, and as we both came to a stop the bumper bar of her car was about an inch away from my leg. Heart rate back up to 150.
I lost the front end about a minute later exiting the shops on some wet pavers, but again my size 11 saved the day. The next kick in the teeth came when I stopped at my depot box (a drop off point on a run where extra mail is sent out to as to avoid returning to the depot to pick it up). I put the bike up on its centre stand because when you load the bikes they get unstable with all the weight added to each pannier and it can fall over. I was in the dirt on the side of the road and as I turned around to close the depot box the damn bike fell over! It was obviously on a soft spot due to the recent rain and the centre stand dug in and over she went. The damage was minimal, but annoying just the same as I had managed to break off the front brake lever.
It was a 20 minute ride from the depot and had about an hour and a half of delivery left to do. So I decided to jury-rig it back together with a few discarded elastic bands and tentatively finish my run. The brake was useable but I only had about a third of the stopping power I had before, so the rest of my ride was exciting to say the least.
I finally get back to the depot swearing and cursing at the bike and my bad luck only to get a call from my wife to find out how my day had been. I unloaded on the poor woman explaining that it was the third worst day I have ever had (worst was my VTR crash, second was getting hit by a taxi on my way to a run) and that I was on my way home, and glad of it. 20 minutes later I was in an ambulance on the way to hospital.
I jumped on my 1200 Bandit and headed for home. I made a right turn, rode up a short hill and stopped at a set of lights waiting to make a left turn. Lights went green, I went round the corner and accelerated as I always did. Second or third gear the back end stepped out to the left so I eased off the gas and then it grabbed on like you wouldn't believe. Next thing I know I am hitting the bitumen with the bike a close second. It all happened pretty quickly but I do recall trying to kick the sliding bike off my leg as it was causing quite a lot of pain. I came to a stop before my foot did, which led me to believe my leg could require some medical attention.
I am a postal delivery officer for Australia Post which, I think, happens to be one of the best jobs in the world. My job entails riding a Honda Ct110 around the suburbs, across lawns, down footpaths and dodging children and dogs to deliver mail. I figured it is as close as I will ever get to being a GP rider, but I can still say to people that I ride for a living.
I had only just recently returned to Post after a few years recouperation after I crashed my VTR and destroyed my right wrist in the process. I had been back on the job for two weeks and I was right back into enjoying life, so I should have known something was up.
It was a rainy morning and when I went out to my bike to load up my mail, I noticed that the mechanics (the bikes are regularly serviced after hours) had put a new tyre on the front. I thought that was just what I needed on a wet day but put on all of my wet weather gear and tried to enjoy the ride anyway.
I lost the front end twice that day but managed to keep the bike upright. I was on a new run and was unfamiliar with the placement of mailboxes, so as I was chugging along the road I saw the next delivery point and jumped on the brake. I reckon the front wheel slid for about 10 yards before it decided to head left so I managed to slam my foot down and hold the bike upright. The pulse rate went up to about 150, but other than being embarrassed about my forgetfulness regarding the tyre, all was well.
On this run I also had some shops I had to delived mail to so that involves dodging a lot of pedestrians and cars. I was riding along the footpath past and underground parking lot with a blind entrance when a car came barrelling out at a far greater speed than the conditions warranted. We saw eachother at about the same moment, and as we both came to a stop the bumper bar of her car was about an inch away from my leg. Heart rate back up to 150.
I lost the front end about a minute later exiting the shops on some wet pavers, but again my size 11 saved the day. The next kick in the teeth came when I stopped at my depot box (a drop off point on a run where extra mail is sent out to as to avoid returning to the depot to pick it up). I put the bike up on its centre stand because when you load the bikes they get unstable with all the weight added to each pannier and it can fall over. I was in the dirt on the side of the road and as I turned around to close the depot box the damn bike fell over! It was obviously on a soft spot due to the recent rain and the centre stand dug in and over she went. The damage was minimal, but annoying just the same as I had managed to break off the front brake lever.
It was a 20 minute ride from the depot and had about an hour and a half of delivery left to do. So I decided to jury-rig it back together with a few discarded elastic bands and tentatively finish my run. The brake was useable but I only had about a third of the stopping power I had before, so the rest of my ride was exciting to say the least.
I finally get back to the depot swearing and cursing at the bike and my bad luck only to get a call from my wife to find out how my day had been. I unloaded on the poor woman explaining that it was the third worst day I have ever had (worst was my VTR crash, second was getting hit by a taxi on my way to a run) and that I was on my way home, and glad of it. 20 minutes later I was in an ambulance on the way to hospital.
I jumped on my 1200 Bandit and headed for home. I made a right turn, rode up a short hill and stopped at a set of lights waiting to make a left turn. Lights went green, I went round the corner and accelerated as I always did. Second or third gear the back end stepped out to the left so I eased off the gas and then it grabbed on like you wouldn't believe. Next thing I know I am hitting the bitumen with the bike a close second. It all happened pretty quickly but I do recall trying to kick the sliding bike off my leg as it was causing quite a lot of pain. I came to a stop before my foot did, which led me to believe my leg could require some medical attention.