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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates
an angel tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you
have no idea the lengths that some people will go to
in order to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I
have a blackboard and some chalk?"
The angel snaps her fingers and a blackboard and chalk
instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with
arcane mathematics and symbols his Theory of Relativity.
The angel is suitably impressed, "You really are
Einstein!" she says. "Welcome to Heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again the angel
asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
chalk?" The angel says "Go ahead."
Picasso sketches a truly stunning mural with just a
few strokes of chalk. "Surely you are the great artist
you claim to be" says the angel. "Come on in."
The angel then looks up and sees George W. Bush. The
angel scratches her head and says, "Einstein and
Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can
you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein
and Picasso?"
The angel stands aside and says, "Come on In, George."

heh heh heh


JWF

yep, sounds exactly like bush