SO, about this dick thing then

[sapaul]

It has been suggested that CC size is in fact directly related to the size of your pencil. If this is the case then Kal in the UK must indeed be blessed, Buzz and Sev must be average with myself and Scan a couple below and Zootech distinctly lacking.

How does this relate to the size of your testicles too. I personally have been told that mine must be HUGE to ride the bike I do.

As this forum has a tendancy to prove things without a shadow of a doubt I think this debate will put the matter to rest.

I humbly request your opinion on this matter in order that I may confront my wife to determine if she has been telling me the truth all these years.
Please reply quicky in order that I can sleep at night.

[Shiv]

So if I drive a Segway, will I have all the ladies all up ons?

[Gummiente]

Well, I'm pretty sure my dick has remained the same size for the last 23 years regardless of the bike I am riding...

Honda CX500C = small pencil
BSA Thunderbolt 650 = small, shaky pencil
Harley 1100 Sportster = small, loud pencil
Triumph Thunderbird 900 = small, fast pencil
Triumph Tiger 955i = small, fast, tall pencil
Harley Electra-Glide 1450 = small, comfy pencil
Dnepr MT10-36 650 = small, slow, jiggly pencil
Ural Tourist 750 = small, moderately slow pencil with a Russian accent
Harley Superglide 1450 = small, expensive, stylish pencil

Hope this helps.

[ZooTech]

Please reply quicky in order that I can sleep at night.

All I can say is that if all you're doing is sleeping at night then perhaps the myth is correct.

[V4underme]

A man walks into a hosue of ill repute and is almsot laughed out the door due to his "lack of substance". One of the ladies asked him "who are you expecting top please with that thing?"

"Me" was his answer.




Same is true with bikes... you ride whatever size bike you care to and enjoy the freedom you have to choose it. If anyone else complains or whines about the large or small size of your "engine" I would suggest the problem lies with them and them alone. They may be wrestling with some issues they don't even realize if their mind continues to focus in that area.



btw, SAPaul, since I ride an 1100 then I guess I'm below average.

[CajunBass]

A lady friend of mine used to tell me "If a man asks me "Is my (pencil) too small?..............It is."

Meaning of course, if that man was so insecure, he worried about it, and had to ask, he had enough other issues that she wanted nothing to do with him.

[Lion_Lady]

As the poster who perhaps precipitated this thread, I say,








If you gotta ask...





Then, it MUST be an issue.






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[sapaul]

Well, I'm pretty sure my dick has remained the same size for the last 23 years regardless of the bike I am riding...

Honda CX500C = small pencil
BSA Thunderbolt 650 = small, shaky pencil
Harley 1100 Sportster = small, loud pencil
Triumph Thunderbird 900 = small, fast pencil
Triumph Tiger 955i = small, fast, tall pencil
Harley Electra-Glide 1450 = small, comfy pencil
Dnepr MT10-36 650 = small, slow, jiggly pencil
Ural Tourist 750 = small, moderately slow pencil with a Russian accent
Harley Superglide 1450 = small, expensive, stylish pencil

Hope this helps.

It does indeed

BMW K1200S = small, extreemly powerfull, comfortable and capable of long distance

[Sev]

Hmmm, BuzZz and Sev two small guys with average size... bikes. Must make the... bikes... look HUGE!

And it's not "directly related." It's inversely proportional.

[Keyoke]

Well, i'd say that it is bikes and penises are linked in some way, but not in the way mentioned above. It's pretty obvious that a particularly well ridden RS250 will beat a poorly ridden R6 in the twisty's. So, it's not the size of bike you ride ride, it's how well you ride it. In the same way, its not the size of your pencil.......