Real Athleticism

[DragonSlayer]

What are the need of the Olympics with neighborhoods like mine? Here we have MUCH more entertaining games, like the police run, and the fence hop. On Saturday night my neighbor was caught drinkin and driving, Which lead to the first event, the police run/fence jump. Little did he know that a day or two prior to the event, my dad and i fixed the fence(stood and tied it up). Also he was a complete moron, even being drunk is not an excuse for the stupidity involved in bringing a car you just stole to your own house before jumping out and running. For this event i had a wonderful seat, in my livingroom i could watch it all unfold. The second event i didn't watch(don't quite know what happened), but it was another running event, held earlier than i awoke(4pm).

Men arm and ready yourselves for the shooting events that are soon to come.
We all know they will.


yes it is true. i love this place

[jackM50black]

Whenever I watch the Jerry Springer show... I see a lot of wrestling moves, that you never see in collegiate wrestling or even the WWF. There is something about two women fighting, kicking and wrestling each other for the big prize: some skinny Skeezix with missing teeth and 20 pounds underweight. That gives hope for all us guys: No matter how much we look like crap, smell like crap, and have nothing at all going for us in the world, there's still two women who will fight and kick each other for the right to claim us as their boyfriend. Happy Valentines Day Everybody!